What If Oprah Interviewed Paris Hilton On Slam 101

Hello, In case you've lived in a cave for the past 24 years, I'm OPRAH!!! Everyone, look at me! I can walk on water! Yeah! On today's show I'll be talking to Paris Hilton.

"Paris, with the presidential election coming up in November, who will you be voting for?"
"I'm for me,yeah me!!!"

"This skinny white girls out of her mind. Paris, what do you think of this?"
"I like your belt, and Get Me Out Of Here!"
"Why not, I'm OPRAH, I can do anything! Paris, how's that? Where are you now?"
"Who cares, look at me!"
"Paris, back to the election, who do you like?"

"I like my dog, see my purse dog? He's got a poop compartment with a zipper!"
"This crackers got a one track mind!"
"Are you still looking at me? Ain't I something? Doesn't everyone wish they were me?"Look what I can do!"